Cluttered Harmony

Ever thought about what would come to be,

If a cemetery mated with the Dead Sea?

What if the Earth was really flat and not round,

Would we really fall off from the ground?

If dogs would mew and cats would bark,

Would Noah have taken them aboard his Ark?

If plants could walk and carnivores gave up meat,

How soon would all the green around us deplete?

What if we had four hands and two tails?

How would we keep them from swaying while we clipped our nails?

If days were dark and nights would become bright,

Would the Boogeyman hide from us out of fright?

What would it be like if we ran on batteries like our toys?

How many would be needed for all the girls and boys?

When God wants to reward them who've not been naughty,

Does he simply say - Beam them up Scotty?

What if my thoughts were not in this state of Cluttered Harmony?

Could I have posted this poem for you to see?